PEOPLE WHO LITTER

Don't you HATE people who litter? People who throw crap out the window as they drive down the road or highway. Those people are trash themselves. Well IF I WERE KING, if you saw someone throw something out the window of their vehicle, and I include cigarettes and cigarette butts in that, and you could get their license plate number, you'd later make a call to an 800#, or maybe a number like 311 or something and report them. The owner of that car would very soon receive a letter saying something like, "The vehicle displaying the license plate ####### has been reported to this office for committing the crime of littering on (something street or highway) on the date of (MO/DAY/YR) at approximately (time AM/PM). Be advised if this vehicle is reported 3 times a citation will be issued to the registrant of said vehicle. MINIMUM fine is $1000, 30 days community service litter clean up, and points against your drivers license. A fourth and subsequent reports can incur higher fines, more community service, possible suspension of driver's license, and jail time. Ignorance of the law, saying it wasn't me, and other excuses will only be considered contempt of court and is no excuse. Have a nice clean day!"